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Monday, May 12, 2014

NCAA Court Designs That Aren't Real But Should Be

Arizona
The cacti around the edges, the big A logo, and the slogan "Out in the Desert" across half-court would make the Arizona court look amazing. The only con is trying to imagine how many players would get injured by stepping on cacti.

Colorado
Nothing represents Colorado more than mountains. So the University of Colorado put mountains on their court, confusing everyone including the refs trying to tell where the lines are.

Hawaii
The infamous "Rainbow Warriors" add to their arsenal of color with a court with flowers around the edges. The location of Hawaii inspires the slogan "Middle of the Pacific" on the court. Seems like a nice place for a luau.

Louisville

As a Louisville fan, I couldn't help but love seeing this court become a reality. The Cards play in the KFC Yum! Center, which is the reason for Colonial Sanders face all over the court. The Cards could also use a little of Colonial's Secret Sauce to help them win next year.

LSU
Louisiana is known for two things: Marti Gras and swamps. So the Tigers decide to put one of their landmarks on their courts. They chose the bayou and the slogan "Deep in the Bayou" because Marti Gras masks frighten players from Ole Miss and Alabama.

Miami (FL)
Ahh, South Beach in Miami. Palm trees are everywhere. Suddenly one gets sick of palm trees and decides to watch the University of Miami play Wake Forest. The person steps into the arena, takes one look at the court, passes out, and wakes up with an irrational fear of palm trees.

Nebraska

Hey, Nebraska was pretty good last year. They beat some of the top teams in the Big Ten at home. Now they can beat everyone at home with their court designed with corn. The only problem is Terran Petteway's hair not matching the court's hair.



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